I just want to dry my hands in peace. | Don McMillan Comedy

How long before you would call? | Don McMillan Comedy

I don't how you people drink sweet tea... | Don McMillan Comedy

When I was born... there were no car seats. | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Oklahoma City? AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy

You're not overweight, you just need to move to mars. | Don McMillan Comedy

Maybe this year is the Dallas Cowboys' year? | Don McMillan Comedy

Maybe don't use algebra for a pickup line. | Don McMillan Comedy

75 and sunny = perfect weather for a deposit. | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Tulsa, OK? AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Greenville? AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Minneapolis? AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy

What's your favorite color (in numbers)? | Don McMillan Comedy

As a nerd and a foodie... I wish this restaurant existed. | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Pittsburgh? AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Milwaukee? AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy

I took the joke one step too far at an AT&T corporate event. | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Brea, CA? Me or AI? | Don McMillan Comedy

Who can write a better joke about Raleigh: AI or me? | Don McMillan Comedy